I say, "Seriously? We're doing this?" way too much, I know that. You don't need to point it out. It's either that or awkward silence. Take your pick.
I get it, I'm little. I'm a tiny human being. Yes, I have been tested for dwarfism and no, I'm not a dwarf. Thanks for bringing it up, jerkwad.
The disney version of "Cinderella" is my all-time, 100%, absolute favorite movie. "Boondock Saints" and "Full Metal Jacket" are tied for second place.
I don't consider myself pompous or poser-ish when I say The Beatles are my favorite band ever. I enjoy at least 98% of their music. I can't say that for any other band, group, or artist. It's just basic math.
I get annoyed when I see everyone posting that they have the "best" or "most wonderful" <
I am not exaggerating when I say I'm afraid of everything under the sun. You name it, I will probably tell you that it scares the ever-living bajeezums out of me. Normally, I'd list examples, but I don't want anything to feel excluded or prioritized so I'd have to list everything and if I listed everything, well, frankly, it would just take too long.
While having the face and body of Channing Tatum may make me do a double (or triple) take as you walk by, having the humor and personality of Jack Black or Justin Long will most likely make me fall in love with you.
I have selective OCD. I don't mind if my house is a complete and total mess, but if my closet and jewelry are not organized in a very specific way, I can not do anything else until everything is in its proper place.
Following in the footsteps of the above quirk, if the volume on my tv offers numbers to indicate how loud or soft it is, it has to be on a multiple of five.
I feel sad for pennies when people talk about them becoming obsolete.
Sometimes I like the "Glee" version of songs than the original. Hate the show all you want, but Lea Michele and Chris Colfer can belt that shizz OUT!!
I'm not offended by the word "cunt" and can't figure out why other women are. I mean no disrespect, but I am actually baffled by it. If someone could explain it to me in a non-condescending manner, I'd really appreciate it.
I have no idea how to act like an adult.
I'm an anxious, paranoid, hypochondriac with an over-active imagination.
I will work out the tip at a restaurant down to the last penny so that the total comes out to an even dollar.
I still enjoy cartoons. Not just the age-appropriate ones (ie "Family Guy," "American Dad," etc) but "Tom and Jerry," "Looney Toons," "Recess," "Dexters Lab." Animated movies meant for kids are like crack to me.
Even numbers make me happy. Odd numbers make me uncomfortable. Multiples of ten calm me down.
"Sometimes I like the "Glee" version of songs than the original. Hate the show all you want, but Lea Michele and Chris Colfer can belt that shizz OUT!!"
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, yes! If its a song I already like then more often than not this isn't the case. But if I hear it on Glee first or don't like it to begin with, I totally agree. Especially "Defying Gravity," "Rose's Turn" "Don't Rain on My Parade," and Neon Tree's "Animal."
Glad you're blogging again.
When I worked in construction a long time ago, there was a foul mouth guy (worse then me) who explained the word cunt. I will paraphrase, but try to keep to the original.
ReplyDelete"Women get it all wrong, when a guy says cunt, it's not a sexual statement, or about their pussy's, or anything like that. It's just that, to a guy, women just Can't Understand Normal Thinking."
Maybe if that's what it was, i dunno, i could see it being offensive. But anything else, I'm with you.